DUMAB

The Democratic Union of Monkes And Beans (DUMAB) represents the world's largest army of Monkes (specific) and beans (general). All proceedings to this account will go towards the eventual overcoming of the world order to establish a global democratic dictatorship tempus immemorial ( i.e forever)

DUMAB is headed by an unknown figure rumoured to be missing his right kidney and/or appendix (depends on who you ask). The general of Monkes is responsible for all of none military operations. There is a third in command who lays in the 10th circle of hell (HR department) after defecting from the union and being killed by a ballistic missile strike, recent accounts state that he has risen from hell and now lives in a sewer amassing his army again to take revenge.

It was suggested by an allegedly corroded hand that we start increasing our propaganda methods through the interactive mediums. We initially tried interpretive dances, but after a series of debilitating lawsuits, we begrudgingly turn to video games to continue our mission.